Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look