My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode