All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control