I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble