The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
