They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God