In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of