Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other