Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...