“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse