On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Life is trying So Die trying
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
