We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…