Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged