Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I changed My mind By following My heart

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together