Easy to please but problematic to appease
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
