The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries