Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
