The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder