America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…