So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there