If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…