My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
