7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death