Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
