Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
