In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words