Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
