In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
