In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

It’s always darkest before the yawn

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…