When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
Never Win Anything
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
