Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

All dressed down with nowhere to go

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for