The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
