The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,