When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
