You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…