In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
