At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him