China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help