The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously