Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…