The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other