Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…