Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher