In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is