The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back