Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
100% of success is showing up on time
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…