You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development