With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…