My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology