If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation