“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off