Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics