It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…