Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…