Time is relentless. Are you?
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
