American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put