When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing