Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress