Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside