Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions