All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
