My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power