A Haiku
Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis: