A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

I don’t get mad I get odd

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork