Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had