The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…