You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
