The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me