Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…